Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children

CHRISTMAS ONE SHOTS

hit-the-pedalheavy-metal:

for christmas, i’m going to be writing one shots (one about each boy) and i need you lovely girls and boys to put in them!! so, this is what you should submit to my ask box:

  • name
  • description of your personality
  • description of what you look like
  • which boy you want to be with
THIS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY DECEMBER 7 AT MIDNIGHT. WINNERS WILL BE SELECTED DECEMBER 8.

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zachlilley:

I just saw this on Twitter and I CANNOT EVEN.

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I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents. Reblog if you do.

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Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Ed Sheeran, you’re killing me here.
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